As the little Alaskan puppy grew up, its owner decided:
They were made to recognize each other as father and son, and the result was...
The puppy saw its own father as soon as it saw him.
So frightened that he collapsed to the ground on the spot...
Puppy: Mommy, a dog is trying to hurt me!
Mom, where are you?!
Even the dog dad was dumbfounded: This idiot is actually my son???
Honestly, you can hear its roar even through the screen.
I can't be any more cowardly.