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My single golden retriever always comes to join in when my wife and I are being affectionate, making me jealous and unhappy.

2026-01-16 08:42:28 · · #1

Golden Retrievers can be quite aloof at times, generally disdaining to associate with ordinary people like their human owners; but at other times, they're incredibly clingy, not wanting their owners to leave their side for even a moment. One foreign netizen expressed their frustration and distress, wondering why. Let's take a look.

This guy has an adorable Golden Retriever, but lately this cute little dog has become incredibly clingy. Every time he's with his wife, before they've even done anything, this giant third wheel always comes over to join in, leaving him deeply embroiled in a love triangle. Why are mistresses so brazen these days? (On the verge of tears)

Whenever my wife and I are being affectionate on the sofa, my golden retriever always rushes in and ruins everything. I instantly feel like I've become the third party, forcibly separating us. I'm utterly amazed by the power of this single dog. We start tearing each other apart instantly, and I always lose without a fight, defeated by a dog. My feelings are just...

What? Oh no! What are you doing? You single dog, get out of here! Stop messing around and behave!

Golden Retrievers aren't exactly obedient; they're going to stick to you guys, let's see what you do about it. Who told you to be the only single dog showing off your love! It's infuriating!!!

What surprised everyone even more was that the golden retriever not only interfered with things on the sofa, but also on the bed. He insisted on running between us, pressing his huge face right between us. The male owner was truly indignant, saying, "You mistress, this is my wife!"

This clingy little guy is so cute it's hilarious. He always seems to be saying, "Let's kiss!" or "Let's hug!" I even tease him every day, "That guy looks like a mistress!" Haha.

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