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A customer asks if your dog is pregnant. The dog looks at you with disdain: "Can't you see such a big penis?"

2026-02-05 15:23:02 · · #1

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A dog named Bill

It encountered something that made it question its very existence.

  

That day, it was minding the shop with its owner.

At this moment, a guest walked over.

Looking at Bill's muscular physique, he asked:

Is this dog pregnant?

The boss was quite helpless after hearing this.

Turning my head, I saw Bill sitting there with a look of disdain on his face.

And its large lipstick is exposed.

Bill: You're the one who's pregnant, your whole family is pregnant!

  

The boss burst out laughing the moment he saw this.

Reply to the customer immediately:

Its male characteristics are so obvious

Can't you see it?

Bill: I suggest you see an ophthalmologist.

  

Speaking of

No wonder Bill was angry.

For a male dog

This is an utter disgrace!

  

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